TheDayAnneWasBorn

Hi there stranger, are you ready to stalk me for the next few years?

Well, my name is Anne Nguyen, the scrawny little asian over there and I am 14 years old (I edit my age every year). I have never experienced a thing in my life without being influenced by its look. I am ready to come out and play in my new found playground. Here I can be who I am, who I think I am and who I’d like to become. It’s a place where spontaneous events occur—The blog! Anne Nguyen’s blog will give you a glimpse into the inexhaustible mine of mine of inner and outer landscapes, languages, cultures, and of personal and close to heart matters.

And my friends and family mean everything to me. I love them lots and lots. Anyone hurts them, I’ll keel them (or attempt to). My family is just the normal crazy Vietnamese family except a bit weirder.

Yogurt is my life. Grammatical errors piss me off.

IRRATIONAL FEARS -

1. When I’m sitting on a pew at church, I’m paranoid that someone will take that a sword or knife and stab (or “shank”) me on my neck. Like that battle scene in Troy.

2. I think a loin is going to sneak into my home and then attack me and kill my family. Or a liger… (lion and tiger)

3. Espionage… I sense that some random person is watching me eat when I’m in my kitchen… Or when I’m sleeping, changing, watching T.V, etc., I think someone installed a secret microscopic camera in my room that it recording my every move.

4. A hand is going to grab me when I drop a clip or something near the bottom of a door.

Many more, which I’ll probably mention sometime in this blog.

-   Anne Nguyen :}

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14 Responses to “TheDayAnneWasBorn”

  1. Quyen

    Hello Anne!!!!!
    This blog is ridiculous and funny at the same time but mostly ridiculous.
    hahahahahahahaahhahhahahaahahahahahaha
    HAHA Gay on gay action. PSSSHH!!!!

  2. Quyen

    P.S You crashed into the wall,while skateboarding.LOSER!!!! (I mean,sorry)
    Not in a bad way,so don’t worry…

  3. ktrina

    ohh, wow anne!
    to much info, to much PERSONAL info!…lol
    walkin around in ur underwear!..jokes lol!

  4. priscila & daniella

    this is the funniest shit EVERRR!!
    so long. but hilarious.
    i cant believe u have time for this. :P
    ur a loser

  5. markthe5th

    lol this was funny i guess. pretty funny crap

  6. Leizl

    LOL i can comment on this thing forever and how you forget the uhmm groups evil girl tsk tsk :)

    BUT yes very funny and true well some part :) i know your secrets. i know them i know if your lying or not or if you fotget something because imma stalker and i watch you when your half naked with your underwear ;D im joking . and your toes are very long calling mine short psshh yours are just really long.

  7. Anne Nguyen

    Leave my toes alone.

  8. grαcie .

    LMAOOO, you have too much free time :P
    i love you anne <3

  9. Leizl

    LOL
    never!! ill never leave your toes alone
    okay fine i will for now

    BUYT BLINK !*@ SUCKS BALLS >:D

  10. Anne Nguyen

    D:< They do not! Cold play sucks >.>
    And they play with COLD DEAD CHILDREN

  11. anishka :)

    lmao anne!literally. omg alot of info…nice to know that u walk around in ur underwear…i never knew u liked playing hockey…? neways awesome writing :) omg i was shocked that leizls 5’2″ miss growing girl nguyen :) lol u will become 5’6″ hahaha i am now 5’3″ :) lmao the underwear thingie im still in shock n laughter :D …ttyl anne

  12. psshh

    COLD PLAY DOESNT NOT SUCK. BLINK 182 SUCKS

  13. kim nguyen

    lol nice blog loser.

  14. mike

    word

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